Love Em or Hate Em: Garbage Pail Kids Valentine with Endless Fart Song

This ain't your grandma's Valentine's card. Featuring officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids artwork, we've created the most disgustingly romantic card ever invented - with our original fart love song that plays endlessly for hours.

The Love Song Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needs)

Our custom fart ballad serenades your Valentine with heartfelt lyrics like:

"I love you with all my [FART SOUND], I let it slip"

"That I loved you right from the [FART SOUND], I let it rip"

"You know I just can't help but whistle out a tune...cause I'm in love with [FART SOUND]"

How This Romantic Nightmare Works

Safe to Sign: Write your heartfelt message while the card is inactive - totally safe Test Run: Card plays the fart love song once when opened then stops when closed The Trap: Remove the tab from the spine, seal it in the envelope, and gift it

Endless Romance: Once they open it, the fart love song plays for over 5 hours non-stop until the battery dies (even when closed)

"Peel Here and Let It Rip" - The Interactive Surprise

Inside, your Valentine will find a pull strip with the irresistible instruction: "PEEL HERE AND LET IT RIP" and  they'll discover: Stickers Feature Valentine's Puns:

• "You're Booty-ful"
• "Love Struck"
• "Nailed It"
• "I Pick You"
• "Be My Valentine"

Officially Licensed Garbage Pail Kids Artwork

This card features authentic GPK artwork on both the card and stickers - the legendary trading card brand that's been grossing people out since 1985.

Perfect For:

• Gross-out humor lovers
• Garbage Pail Kids collectors and 80s/90s kids
• Couples with bathroom humor appreciation
• Anyone who thinks traditional Valentine's cards are boring
• Revenge gifts (we don't judge)

What's Included:

• One endless musical Valentine's card with officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids artwork
• Original fart love song (5-10 hours of playback)
• Pull strip reveal with "Peel Here and Let It Rip"
• 5 Garbage Pail Kids Valentine's stickers
• Hidden glitter surprise
• White envelope for innocent-looking delivery

Warning: This card plays continuously once activated. There is no off switch. The only way to silence it is to wait for the battery to die... or destroy it (which triggers the glitter). Choose your Valentine wisely.